Elizabeth Berndt's BlogSpot

I'm an opportunist.   Especially when it comes to humor.   It hit my funny bone recently listening to Plimseur's Greek.  I realized that possibly a randy Grecian must have put it together (maybe I judge incorrectly), but there is a lesson in which you learn how to order wine from Mihali's Ristoratorio.  (Michael's Restaurant).  He asks his companion what she would like to drink, wine or beer.  What happened to water, lemonade, or soda ?   I thought immediately, 'Oh my goodness, this horny guy wants to get her drunk !'.   Especially with the conversation later.  He asks, 'Spitisas ?'  Or, 'Your place ?' to go for a drink or eat.   Then, innocently asks after she answers, 'Ohi', or no, 'Spitimoo ?' (my place).   Dear Hera in Olympus !   Suave fellow here is gonna bed Miss Thang in his own bed !   Plimseur you sly devil dog !   I don't know if the other courses are this ...

Synopsis:   A collaboration between myself and TTR about what happens after one dies on this earthly plane.   A widower, who never remarried dies at a ripe old age.   His family deems it unfair while the sun sees it for what it truly is, a transition.   He also receives a message from his dad in unusual ways--and much like modern day psychics, finds his world expanding exponentially.   It also leads him to a love he never expected.   ~*~CAST~*~ Arthur Briggs:   Jemma ‘Jem’ Briggs: (his wife, deceased for 9 years now) Kevin Briggs:   (their only son)    James ‘Jim’ Valencio: (Kevin’s best friend) Marnie Valencio: (his wife, singer and tenor sax player) Xander Valencio: (their son, piano player) Gilbert ‘Gill’ Styles: (drum player) Bruin Wallis: (main singer of ‘Tranquility’) Ramona Lions/Valencio: (Xander’s girlfriend from Australia) Viral Khan: (Jim’s producer/agent) Mason O’Malley: (his Uncle on his mom’s ...