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Synopsis:  An eros about a man named Stan Marble who is a curator at the local state museum.  He is very knowledgeable about his home state and history in general.  He has a PhD and teaches History to aspiring teachers, especially in reenactment facilities where they are needed immensely.   While celebrating his birthday, he makes a succulent BBQ feast and everyone is drawn to it.  An old friend from college, Leslie Randolph, happens to stop by, drawn in by the sweet and spicy goodness of mesquite.    ‘You know what day is today ?’--Martha to me ‘Um, Friday !’--my response ‘No !   Poon Poon day !’--Martha Chapter 1--The Big Bad BBQ Birthday Bash Everyone was abuzz about Stan’s birthday anniversary plan.   If anyone knew how to throw a party, it was Stanley Marble.   He was a stunning man with a tremendous physique.  He could’ve worked as a runway model, but he was humble.    He had a little bit of a belly but no one cared; even men found him sexy.    He found that f

Synopsis: A fluff fic in tribute to the Zeo monster Omnibot, in celebration of the 21st anniversary of the airing of the thirty-first episode, "Rock-a-Bye Power Rangers". Chapter 1--Our Own Little Songstress Everyone knew that Somni Boy's birthday was right around the corner.  She was so concerned about everyone else, especially people who had been displaced thanks to hurricanes and earthquakes elsewhere that she had put forward a benefit concert for those affected.   She hoped that she and the ‘bots could start constructing new houses for anyone who had lost everything.    Those who had suffered so much deserved a little rainbow after a terrible storm, she thought.    ‘Somni has been so altruistic, she has failed to even think about herself.   I think this year she might have forgotten her own birthday .’, Beta 1 laughed.   Pasithea and Morpheus already had a grand idea for a party. ‘We’ll surprise her.  She’s going to love it !’, Pasitea said. ‘So,

Dear dandy dookie Come out to play Don't keep me inside The bathroom all day Please don't make me strain We usually have no beef Don't make me complain ! Dear dandy dookie Come out to play Or else I'll go crazy straight away This is quite the delicate situation I think I'm having a bout of constipation It gives me great consternation For your information Fall soft into the toilet bed Get a move on So I can get ahead At long last, Sir Dookie passed Now I don't feel like such an ass !