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Embrace Your Cycle Chapter 1—Why So Serious ?               Hera’s Curse.    Eve’s burden.    Red people.    Going full on menstrual.    Menses.   Having one’s period.   On the rag.    Riding the crimson tide.    So many euphemisms or derogatory ways of just stating a woman’s natural flow in nature.    I don’t see it as a burden but something to be cherished.    It’s all natural; simply the female body preparing for a possible life if one of her eggs were fertilized by a sperm.    Quite a beautiful thing.    Lately though, I’ve noticed a lot of women that are just so darned serious when it comes to their periods.    They get all bent out of shape, irritable, and just plain bitchy.    In other words, they just aren’t very fun to deal with.    I think that the problem is perspective as well as diet.     So many women see this as something to dread, thinking it will be painful and unpleasant.    Honestly, it doesn’t have to be.    Sure we might experience some discomfort but b

Parental advisory:  I do realize this is much 'tamer' than Crimson Dona and Rise of the Blue Butterfly, but there are still profanities involved, so, proceed with caution and at your own risk, capice ?   ;)    Synopsis:    A tale of two brothers miffing off the wrong people and by some act of providence are able to save their sorry skins from being whacked (and the 6:00 news).    My first real attempt at making a comedy based off of such films like Mafia, The Family, Mickey Blue Eyes, and Analyze This/That.    ~*~CAST~*~ Tom Carter:   Stephen Colbert Cynthia Carter:   (Tom’s wife) Steve’s actual wife Irene Marie Carter:   (their little girl) Harry Carter:   John Stewart Linda Carter: (their mom)   Uma Thurman Vanessa White: Mila Kunis   Don Nelson Vino:   Robert DeNiro Brandy: (Don’s goomar) Jamie Lynn-Sigler Candy: (Don’s goomar #2)   Drea DeMatteo Tandy:   (Don’s goomar #3) Cote DePaulo Mandy: (Don’s goomar #4)   Edie Falco Frankie ‘Flatfo