How To Land a Government Worker

Synopsis:  When no other solution will do, it’s amazing what lingerie can fix.  

Chapter 1--Deadline

Delilah was fretting to the point of nearly pulling out her glorious onyx locks.    She hadn’t been able to get her taxes filed and she knew that the IRS was coming to pay her a visit.    She had tried to apply for an extension but being involved in her recent play had caused her to become all too busy with setting up and tearing the scenery down once the play had come to bite her in her cute, round little tuchus.   She groaned, but decided to get everything ready so she wouldn’t be going to jail and remain in good standing with the government.    

For some odd reason, Delilah thought it best to wear a negligee under her absolutely fabulous spring dress.   If that wasn’t dazzling enough, her nighty underneath made her look like a Goddess out of Greek mythology.    

The tax collector came to the door and was focused on business.   His name was Dean.  He was excessively well-dressed, took excellent care of himself.   She noticed the Tag Heuer watch glinting underneath her Tiffany lamp.   His black suit and white tie were scintillating.   She didn’t understand why but everything he did just made her feel hornier.   

Chapter 2--Let Me Make It Worth Your While

Dean worked rather soundlessly and gathered all the paperwork together, tapping them into alignment.   

‘Now that we’re almost done, please sign here, Ms. Baudelaire.’, Dean said, his tone businesslike and firm.   She accidentally tripped and her round bosoms landed squarely in his face.   Not only did he get a face full of lovely, soft breasts, but he saw just a glimpse of her white lingerie underneath, just begging to be admired.    Flushed, she quickly signed the paperwork and flashed him a giant smile.   He cleared his throat and loosened his tie, his face bright red.   

‘Would it be too much trouble for me to take you out to dinner ?  I know this has been a stressful experience for you.’, he queried, unable to take his eyes off her.   Dean seemed genuinely attracted to her, body and soul.   Delilah gulped.   This seemed too good to be true, but she couldn’t refuse his offer.    He offered to take her to one of his favorite restaurants.  

At first, Delilah didn’t know what to expect.  It was an Asian variety restaurant with flavors ranging from Thai to Korea even to Indonesia.   Fortunately, there was no Vietnamese food to be found.  That was the only country the establishment lacked.  

‘Believe me, you are not missing anything when it comes to Vietnamese cuisine.’, he said.   Delilah took his word for it.   

Everything she tried was savory, delightful and enjoyable to her palate.   He laughed and joked with her and couldn’t stop smiling.

‘My face is aching !   I haven’t been this happy in a long time.’, he remarked.  

‘I bet your work keeps you busy…’, Delilah agreed.   Dean nodded, a bit sadly.  

‘Yes, but I’m glad I took a chance on you.   You truly are wonderful.  We have a lot in common.’, he said.    He took her hand in his and squeezed it gently.   

‘You wouldn’t mind me spending the night with you, would you ?’, he questioned.   

‘No.  Not really.   Although, I’ve never done that before.’, she confessed.   She turned pinker than a fresh newborn rose.   

‘It’s ok.  I’ll make it worth your while.   Besides, I want us both to learn about each other.’, he said, sweetly, bringing his hand to his lips and kissing it softly.   

Chapter 3--Unwrapping a Present

The moment they came home, Dean excused himself to go take a bath and Delilah headed to bed to read a book and have some alone time.   From her vantage point she could see him showering in the next room and blushed for having taken a peak.   He was well endowed and had a sparkling singing voice.   Apparently, he didn’t mind showing off even to complete strangers; a sure-fire sign of confidence.    In his PJs he saw Delilah in her negligee reading a book and his heart beat wildly in his chest.    Hopping on the bed he leaned against her,

‘Mind if I join in ?’, he questioned.

‘No, not at all.  In fact I was just finishing that chapter.’, Delilah stated, placing the book aside on a nightstand.    Dean felt his heart beating out of pace and couldn’t stop gazing at Delilah’s perfect breasts.   

‘Happy birthday to me !’, he said, not realizing what had come out of his mouth.   He wasn’t at all acting like himself but he reeled in the moment, basking in its glory.   

Delilah laughed heartily.   

‘So you said you were going to make this worth my while.’, she reminded him, as if he needed any sort of prompting.

‘Oh, you know I will.  I’m going to unwrap you like a present.’, he said, slyly, sliding off her negligee to reveal her porcelain shoulders and pale breasts.   Her pink nipples began to harden at the sight of his apparent wood.   

‘I am now fully awake.’, he said, feeling alive for the first time in his existence.   She didn’t need subtext.   Looking at him and sensing the heat rising from his nether regions spelled everything out clearly for her.   His mouth drifted to her pert nipples, kissing them and drawing them into his mouth.   She had never had anyone kiss her in this way but it was enticing and wonderful.

She stroked his hair and moaned sweetly.  

‘Oh, so that feels good ?’, he asked, hoping that he was making her happy.  He was surprised they had come this far and their trust had led them to this level so quickly.   Neither of them was kvetching about it.   

‘Yes, it feels remarkable.’, Delilah sighed sweetly.    He mentioned he had a present for her and guided her hands to his weiner.   It was long, strong and had a very appealing girth to it.  She didn't’ know what to do with his penis in her hand but he taught her to move it gently at first, up and down, and then faster.    Before she knew what she was doing she was licking and sucking, pulling up and squeezing his jewels playfully until he came on her.  

‘Oh, God...You’re good.’, he complimented.   She blushed, wondering why he didn’t continue reciprocating with her either vaginally or anally.   He had just run out of steam temporarily.    He wiped her face and brought her close, kissing her.  

‘I must make you have the same level of ecstasy that I have had…’, he said.  She was only half naked, and he was fully so since he had disrobed for easy access to his dipstick.  

‘The tension is unbearable.’, Delilah teased, in a vixenish way.  

Chapter 4--I Think I Want to Stay With You

With flair, Dean tossed the remainder of his PJs aside and his sword resumed its erect state.    Tenderly, he nuzzled and kissed her neck, admiring her naked frame.    Slowly, but surely, he sunk into her and she moaned pleasurably.    She sunk her fingernails into his back.   Dean thought it would hurt but it actually felt fantastic.    He moved slowly at first, penetrating her up to her Gspot and holding her tightly.    He hammered her hard and fast as he built up speed and the two climaxed loudly.   Catching her breath,  she rested next to him, impressed with how focused he had been on her needs.  

‘I think I want to stay with you.’, he said, sounding slightly intoxicated.  She nuzzled his chest, thinking perhaps she had slipped into a dream since the two of them had become so comfortable together.   He brought his face to her lips and locked his lips with hers.   

‘I mean what I say.  I’ll take care of you.   I’ve never met anyone like you.’, Dean said, starting to yawn sleepily.  

‘Seriously ?’, Delilah responded, almost too hastily.   He kissed her forehead and smiled, stroking her cheek.  

‘More serious than taxes, dear.’, he retorted.   The two of them laughed a bit and finally went into a deep sleep, wondering what tomorrow would bring.  

Chapter 5--The End of a Spectacular Day

Delilah had nearly forgotten that Dean had vowed to live with her after their steamy rendezvous.   He wasn’t going to leave her, even after she had given him her most prized possession.    She came home, finding him in the kitchen with a spread that would make Judith Child jealous.   It was something out of a gourmet magazine, fit for royalty.   

‘Good evening, dear Deli.’, he said, in a merry tone, almost sing-song in its lyricism.   

‘Indeed, Dean !’, Delilah said.   The two of them had begun talking and laughing as they usually did.  Dean would scintillate her with intellectualism and soft touch.   They’d play footsie under the table and laugh at how immature they could be.   Neither of them minded though, because sometimes they had to be completely childish just to unwind for the day.  

After dinner, the couple enjoyed dessert and Dean began to rub Delilah’s shoulders.   

‘I missed you.’, he said, in a near whisper.   His petal soft lips lightly kissed her neck up to her earlobe and nibbled all the way back to the nape of her neck before giving her a capricious hickey.  

‘All your girlfriends are going to be super jealous.’, he said, immediately picking her up into his arms and whisking her into her bedroom where her tickled her until she said ‘uncle’ and curling up with her.   

‘They already are.’, she said, turning around as she started to undress him and trace his muscular frame.   She kissed him from head to toe, tracing his idyllic smile.   She could feel his bulge poking her through his clothing.    One by one she removed every article of clothing she had on as well as his and she talked dirty to him until she docked his mother ship with her base.   

He positioned himself to make taking his shaft that much more pleasurable.    With her being so moist it was easy.   He held her firmly and ran his fingers through her ginger locks.

‘Golly, you drive me berserk and I can’t get enough of that !’, he said as they started out slowly in a position most normal people never be able to hold.   For them, it was very simple though.  Just a little Kama Sutra, the result not so much being the act of sex itself but the closeness that they were experiencing.  

His hips jerked against her’s and she sighed gently, calling his name.   He groaned and pulled her close,

‘Ooh, you are too much.’, he complimented sas they continued building up speed and pounding her until he climaxed.   His face was so exceptionally sexy when he came that she followed soon after.   It was probably the 4th or 5th time that she had come that they had both made a mess.    

‘Woman, you are a wonder.’, he would say.   He never grew tired of their sexual exploits together.   They were open to having sex wherever they could and even did so discreetly at a boring soccer game one evening.     

‘My life rocks.’, Delilah exhaled as she finally went to sleep.   Dean, affectionately, kissed her as he too, fell into a delightful reverie.  

Epilogue

It just goes to show you that one can never know what treats life has in store for you.   Delilah was never expecting to be treated this well but she was pleased that Dean was so outgoing, considerate, polite and altruistic.    She didn’t mind repaying the favor.   Her single friends wondered what she had done to land him and she told them the truth.  

‘There is no problem lingerie can’t fix.   Well, that, timing and in my case, luck.’, she would add with a wink.   Some of her single friends wanted to remain that way, finding relationships to be a bore and a bother but her other buddies found love all on their own and in different ways.   Delilah had become a bit of a guru in her youth and didn’t mind dispensing wisdom when someone asked.    To be fair, she was inexperienced in the ways of love but learning more every day as she and Dean grew closer.

Eventually the two wed and had a son of their own.  DJ might have slowed down their spicy love life, but he didn’t keep them from having the occasional quickie.    Someday he would be out of the house and on his own but until that day, they loved the little knock off of Dean and his wily, remarkable ways.   

The End