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  Redneck Jew Oh, I’m a redneck Jew There ain’t nothin’ I won’t do To haggle a deal with you And such a deal, boy howdy, I’ll tell ya So don’t you traipse away Listen to what I   gotta say I’m makin’ deals today Hoo wee !    Oy vey ! I got this here and this over here Can’t make a choice Hot dog, don’t fear I’m givin’ you a bargain price today Cuz this here piece and that there one I’m lettin’ you buy both twice the fun Who else is meshuggenah To give you a bargain like that ? Oh, I’m a redneck Jew There ain’t nothin’ I won’t do To strike a deal with you Woo wee, I’m tellin’ you ! 9-23-15  

  Table of Contents Chapter 1—Cyril’s Rogue Logger Bot Chapter 2—Sugar Induced Nightmare Chapter 3—Instant Friends Chapter 4—The School of Hard Knocks Chapter 5—You’ve Got Friends Here ! Chapter 6—My Friends’ll Never Believe Me Epilogue     Chapter 1—Cyril’s Rogue Logger Bot                 It was an unusually calm day in the Evergreen Forest.    Bert was throwing a party for his friends, namely Cedric.    Sofia Tutu was there, arm in arm with him.     Had it not been for Bert acting as Cedric’s wingman, Sofia might’ve never known that Cedric was even alive.                     Bert had seen his shy aardvark friend blossom, becoming a better man than his father could ever have imagined.   He was an advocate for the forest and the creatures that li...

  I have cancelled my trip once last year looking for a career and currently I have had 2 job offers thus far.  Many of the so-called 'offers' I have had have ghosted me or texted me in return saying they found other candidates.   I am used to this sort of rejection and I continue plodding along, feeling my fortune will improve soon.   I had a call Monday and unfortunately, the job I applied for is commission based and also too lengthy of a drive to even consider especially considering the fact that my car needs maintenance.    Granted, I feel it can be driven around Greencastle with no trouble as soon as my tires are inflated, but I haven't driven in my beautiful Azul for months now.         My latest offer had me being interviewed twice  which I thought was a good sign.  I felt confident about the first interview and a little shaky on the second.    I also awkwardly sensed I was talking far too much....