Dagaishi Infusion

Synopsis:  A conclusion to ‘Dagaishi Crazy’.   With an armada behind him and enough Dagashi to keep every Irken satisfied, Zim leads Operation: Overlord.    

Chapter 1--Cower, Cower in Fear !  

Zim had gathered all his friends together and with the help of Alu and her mechanical skills he had beefed, buffed and improved his ship for the takeover of Earth.   ‘Soon, the denizens of Earth will kneel to my power.   The Tallest will no longer mock me.   In fact they’ll be taking orders from me !’, Zim said.   

‘It will be a most glorious day !’, Alu agreed.   Her schmoogie (Irken for sweetheart) agreed wholeheartedly.     The two had been chosen for Zim’s eventual marriage to Gazlene, but she had to agree at first.   Gaz was a very independent Earthling woman and she would be a hard one to tie down.   It was evident, however, that she only loved Zim and believed in his monstrous megalomania.    

‘Boss, we’re running out of dagashi again.’, one slender Irken named Plip quipped.  

‘Mumps.’, Zim swore under his breath, but he wasn’t disheartened for long.   With his ties back on earth to Kokonatsu and Hotaru, his supply would never run low ever again.    

Chapter 2--Before We Conquer…

GIR had never been this ebullient before.   Seeing him this jovial was actually making him gleeful as well.   It might of been because he was aware that his ingenious plan was foolproof.   Not even Dib could stop him this time, and he would insure that was so.  

Hotaru had waited for what seemed to be a month for Zim’s return.   

‘Business has been a little down lately.   You couldn’t have come at a better time.   Now that word is out, we’re getting more customers.’, she said with a hearty hug.    Her buxom chest pressed against his cheek and made him nearly drool but he focused on an image of his lady love dressed in Irken finery and the lascivious thoughts vanished.  

Luckily, Zim had plenty of yen stored away in a monster piggy bank that had been gathering cobwebs.  

‘Ick.   Messy spider bowel excretions…’, he muttered, quickly wiping them away and batting them off furiously as he could.   He had GIR fashion pockets in his costume and looked like he had a serious case of severe hemorrhoids, but none dared ask him what his issue was.  

‘I gots moneys !   Lotsa monies !   Monies to buy tons of dagaishiiiii !’, he said, merrily humming along.    

Kokonatsu speedily helped GIR make a purchase of every type of dagashi available plus ones that were a bit more rare.   

‘Thank you.  Your contribution will not be forgotten.’ Kokunatsu said.   Hotaru squealed enthusiastically.   

‘I couldn’t be more proud of my rival today !’, she beamed.  Kokunatsu found himself blushing, knowing eventually the two of them would work side by side, rather than as nemeses.   

Chapter 3--The Oncoming Irken Armada

The Irken fleet was satiated and ready to fight.  They had plenty of junk food to keep them going for years now.  If their supplies ever decreased they knew whom to call in ‘crisis mode’ if that ever happened.   With their technology though, they had learned to reproduce down to the particle the savoriness of fattening junk food.   

The ships began to form and one by one, they began terrorizing cities and towns.   They didn’t even need to fire on anyone due to the fact that so many people were arguing amongst themselves.   The wars that had broken out against divided factions had proven favorable for the Irkens.   With one word, elevated on a podium in Washington, DC, Zim gladly took control of the Earth.   It wasn’t exactly an enslavement but an agreement.   It wasn’t the hostile takeover that Zim had been longing for but strangely, he received a sense of accomplishment.   It had taken a while to overthrow Earth, but with so many Irkens, it was like taking, literally, candy away from babies.   Victory was, indeed, sweet.    

Epilogue

The wedding to Gazlene had been a tremendous occasion.  It had been a double wedding, since Alu married her schmoogie.   They all had their honeymoon back on planet Irk and spent some time on a resort planet called Coco Real.   It was similar to the Dominican Republic back on Earth but the aliens there were all palm trees, coincidentally enough.    They had their own language and were friendly.  They ate of the fruit of the land and were healthier than most species in the galaxy.    Dagaishi was a form of currency to them so it was easy to exchange it for anything they wanted.   

‘We’ll come back to conquer Coco Real later.’, Zim thought, rubbing his tiny mitts together.

‘Don’t become overzealous hon.  We just conquered my home planet.’, Gazlene reminded.    

The Tallest were now respecting Zim as they had never done before.   As far as Hotaru, Kokonatsu, Saya, Endo and Yoh were concerned, they were living life exceptionally well.   Hotaru and Kokunatsu had merged, both as husband and wife and owners of Yoh’s sweet shop.   The two were an impressive team and shared their love and knowledge with anyone who wanted to stop by for an escape and a treat.   Their love was unrivaled and their passion was incredible.   They made certain that Zim and Gaz had more than enough sugar to fuel their empire.   

Strangely, human beings were happier now than they had been in a long time.  All they needed was a takeover to put them in place.   The only reason I know is because I am one of Alu’s smeets, Lulu.  The world is at peace, resources are better, the planet is beginning to heal itself and we have begun to integrate.  We really aren’t so different when it comes right down to it.    I cannot tell you what will become of our worlds, or let alone our future.   All I am aware of is how pleased I am and what an honor it is to be a part of Zim’s court.   We have no limitations.  I have eagerness to see what tomorrow will bring but every step I take is gilded with fortune.    What more could I ask for ?

From the Logs of Lulu, Soldier, Confectioner, Certified Sweet-aholic