Redneck Jew

 

Redneck Jew

Oh, I’m a redneck Jew

There ain’t nothin’ I won’t do

To haggle a deal with you

And such a deal, boy howdy, I’ll tell ya

So don’t you traipse away

Listen to what I  gotta say

I’m makin’ deals today

Hoo wee !   Oy vey !

I got this here and this over here

Can’t make a choice

Hot dog, don’t fear

I’m givin’ you a bargain price today

Cuz this here piece and that there one

I’m lettin’ you buy both twice the fun

Who else is meshuggenah

To give you a bargain like that ?

Oh, I’m a redneck Jew

There ain’t nothin’ I won’t do

To strike a deal with you

Woo wee, I’m tellin’ you !

9-23-15