Vigilantes Vs. Villains: Other Evil Side of the Coin (Part III)

Synopsis:  Being fair, I thought it would be fair to have the villains narrate their side of the story.   This takes place shortly after Blaze goes through 'R&R', or restitution and reformation and is replaced by a new recruit, Wile.  
*~*Our characters~*~
V.I.L.E.--Villain Intelligence Larcony and Evil.  Mainly older villians who have been in the game of lies and deciet for years and their underhanded dealings are notorious. 
Their members:  Bane Maleagant, Dismas Chrome, Merodach, Cane McClintough
W.A.C.K.--Wiley, Angry, Cantankerous Kooks.  Our more 'emo' villains, mainly younger stock but no less intimidating than VILE.  Usually work hand in hand with VILE. 
Their members:  Agro Brent, Azazel 'Zaz' Brent, Wile, Alecto, Lamia

Chapter 1--Yeah, I'm Agro, What of it ? 
    My name certainly has taken on special meaning as of late, and my beloved wife loves to tease me about it.   Blaze left us after he was swayed by the oppositions' program.  It's enough to make someone wanna heave, honestly.   I'm insensed but I can't dwell on the past.   We've started looking for new recruits and feel we have found one in a young man who calls himself Wile.  Hopefully he will prove to be a better asset than Blaze ever was.  
    When we lose an agent we go through the typical Elizabeth Kubler Ross stages in whatever form or sequence they manifest.   Sometimes, with me though, they come all at once ant at times, Zaz bears the brunt of it.   Being the doting, loving sweetheart that she is, she overlooks my wrath and balances it with her constant state of calm, strength and kindness.    Besides, who knows, we may even be expecting our own little hellion in the future.   The massive amount of lovemaking we do seems to help out quite a bit, too. 

Chapter 2--WACK
    I wasn't the one who founded WACK.  In fact, it was Azazel who began the whole orginization.   VILE was already active and wrecking havoc worldwide.   This faction had been as ancient as the 1800s but had never gone by an official name.   Their creator, Baron Von Fowl had granted his son to inherit the orginization.   Earl was the one that developed the ingenious acronym, and ever since, other villains, like myself, have held themselves to VILE standards.   Even if we only have the chance to be graced in their shadows, sharing that darkness makes us unbelievably ecstatic.   In fact, I would go so far to say it is orgasmic, but that sounds slightly perverse.   Even so, I am blunt in speaking the truth.  
    Wile is really starting to fit in, even if he is a bit of a nerd, introverted and barely speaks.   He resembles Lamia quite a bit in the fact that he's very quiet and soft spoken.   The two really hit it off and play video games quite a bit.   I sorta feel a bit like Cupid having brought Wile in, but he expresses his happiness in ways he doesn't even realize.   Heh, if only he could see his boyish grin every time Lamia drapes her arm around him and kisses his cheek.   I'm a bit of a sentimentalist, but I'm a sucker for a good romance, no matter what form it comes in.    Besides, the kid's happy and the evil family that plays together stays together as the adage often goes.  

Chapter 3--Crimson, Our Little Devil
    It's been approximately a year and Azazel has become rather plump.   I had no clue she was pregnant until she had started presenting the common signs.   She was always craving the strangest food combinations but me, in my oblivion, never thought that the baby inside her was making her want insane foods I had to order online.   Zaz was easily satisfied and happy with whatever I got her and before I knew it we were both welcoming little Crimson in the world.   Crimson is definitely a good candidate for WACK and will one day run it once I retire.    Like our rivals, we too have training academies we call VAs or Villain Academies set up for pupils such as Crim.   Not really certain who will be our go-to instructor but Wile is definitely looking more promising.   He never really thought he had the attributes to lead or teach but he shows quite a bit of capability.  He just wasn't giving himself much credit.  He always says it was Zaz and I who lead him to become this way but like all other excellent things, leadership takes time.  
    Back to the original story at hand, our baby !   Crimson !   He's quite the little devil, and can be quite a hell-fire.   His temprement takes after yours' truly, sadly to say.   I'll have to teach him the basics of anger management when he is older.  

Chapter 4--Mundane Life and Villainy
    A lot of people think that all villains are bloodthirsty characters bent on world domination.   A few of us in WACK can vouch for that description, but there are those that linger on the sidelines; the gray areas of life.   This is the soul that is indeciscive and impressionable.   Probably most likely pre-adolescent or adolescent.   Sometimes, those in middle-age undergo an awakening of sorts and get caught in the 'twilight', wondering which way they can go when the career driven world seems to go absolutely nowhere.  Sure, they go about their everyday effortless tasks (and we do too), but through subliminal messages in media, we can garner these people and magnetize them to our side.   Subversive and controversial as it may be it is very effective and one day, maybe it will lean villainy's power more in favor of world domination.   Small steps first though.   

Epilogue
    I have high hopes for Crimson, my son and the future of VILE and WACK even though he may only be just a toddler.   He might be adorable now and I am certain he can use all that cuteness toward his advantage but just as the axiom says, dynamite comes in small packages.   Crimson will definitely be a force to be reckoned with in due time.
~*~from the logs of Agro Brent, head of WACK, perveyor of darkness



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