Cryptid's Picnic
(To the tune of ‘Teddy Bear’s Picnic’) {originally written 2-8-23} Please don’t go to the woods today Danger’s clearly nigh Cuz if you go to the woods today You won’t believe your eyes They’ll be cryptids there You’d better beware So don’t go alone And go prepared Cuz it’s upon you whom they will picnic If you go out to the woods tonight You’re in for a big surprise I warn you, dears be wary For you just might perish of fright Cuz cryptids there They aren’t scared And honestly they do not care Cuz fear makes a spicier human For their picnic.