Loins vs Logic

In the war against
Loins versus logic
The horniest wolf usually wins
The flames stoke higher
Then I feel the pain of regret
Why must I feel this way ?
Sex is pure, unfettered joy
My practicality poops on the party
Every single time
Yet I don't mind
One day my loins and logic
Will perfectly align.  

7-30-19

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