Pi Day for Danny Sexbang

Synopsis:   Yes, technically this is a celebratory story of one of my favorite days of the year, coupled with the birth of my main crush.   If only this were to be true. Ah well, I can dream, right ?

Chapter 1--Unexpected

Danny had been going about his normal day, minding his business.   He got a super adorable, flirty text from his wife, Azure. She was showing off the latest negligee he had bought for her.  She adored parading around in them since she had started a healthier diet and living more consciously. She was looking sexier than ever.   Even he had to admit, seeing her in those lacy, frilly nighties made him think of what he’d love to do to her, over, and over again.

By the time he got home from shopping, everyone leapt out at him.

‘Surprise, bro !   We all wanted to celebrate.’, Arin said, grinning and patting his good friend on the back.

‘Thank you, Friend Arin.’, Danny replied, cheerily, giving his friend a warm bear hug.    

‘It’s also pi Einstein day.  We ordered pizza to celebrate.’, Brian grinned, geekily.   Ever since he knew Danny understood just how instrumental and integral pi day actually was, he would nerd out over it and say,

‘Isn’t it just incredible how the most talented bassist other than Ralph Pistorius was born today ?   Look at you and how amazing you are, out of millions of other cosmic bodies out there.’, Brian said.  He nearly became verklempt but kept his emotions in check. As usual, Brian was the proud papa, ninja suit or not, he loved his friends and always beamed when they accomplished a major milestone.    

‘I got a cake for you.’, Suzy said, with a hint of sultriness in her voice.   Danny had been suspect about the cake all along. It was a bit larger than what he expected but, he couldn’t wait to dig in and satisfy his sweet tooth.   

Chapter 2--An Extra Special Birthday Surprise   

Suddenly, the ‘lid’ of the cake popped off, giving Danny a near heart attack but it quickly turned into arousal when he saw Azure in a sexy unicorn get up that really accentuated her beautiful curves.    His eyes danced across her frame and he felt his face fluorescing red. White certainly suited Azure’s milky skin. Her dimples really stood out as she smiled her signature charming, entrancing grin. In the most sultry voice she could muster, Azure sang happy birthday to her husband, wiggling her hips capriciously.   Danny’s schlong awakened from sleep and he couldn’t hide that fact from anyone. He savored the presents, food and ice cream cake but he wanted Azure most of all.

‘I am going to nibble you from head to toe, darling.’, he whispered in her ear.  Ever since she had done bits of ‘30 Seconds of Ecstasy’ she couldn’t fake her arousal, let alone the sensuality oozing from her pores.   Oh, yes. Tonight was going to be one to remember.

Chapter 3--Christening the Whole House

It wasn’t as if they hadn’t had sex around the house before, but the two had kept their intimacy confined to the boudoir.    

‘I want to try something with you.’, Danny said, since it was his birthday.   He had her wear a cute little bell and petted her behind the ears.

‘We’re both going to be unicorns…’, he said, putting on his own horn and bell, as well as a kaleidoscopic tail.   He had already stripped down to his underpants and his erection was begging to be released.

Azure knelt down and grasped Danny’s penis and stroked it, kissing it, licking it and nibbling it.   The way she caressed his jewels made him shudder. No one knew how to give a hand job like Azure Danny was glad he had nailed her in more ways than one.   He wanted to demonstrate just how deeply he loved her by 69ing her in his sex swing. He hoisted her in his arms and carried her, chuckling all the way.

‘Where are we going my noble unicorn ?’, she asked.

‘My unicorn princess, I am granting you my most sensual delights.’ , Danny said, nuzzling her neck and biting it lightly.   He knew her neck was sensitive and he adored hearing her lyrical moans. Piece by piece, their clothing flew off as they undressed each other and began to kiss, deeply, passionately.   Azure began to suck Danny’s cock deeply and kiss it. Danny gave a guttural groan of sublimity. He planted his face in Azure’s nether regions and kissed her clit sweetly. She shuddered.   

‘Danny, you’re spoiling me.’, she giggled, already moist from him nuzzling her purse.    In and out his tongue darted. She was sucking his cock deeply, fondling his balls in her hand tenderly.    She moaned at his talented tongue and felt herself starting to orgasm. It made it difficult to concentrate but Danny’s mouth was driving Azure absolutely insane.    They continued to make passionate love in the swing until they climaxed repeatedly. Overzealous, the two made passionate love on the staircase, on the bathroom sink, on the kitchen floor, against the wall and at last, they finished on the bed.  

Chapter 4--Gazing Into Each Other’s Eyes

‘You are fucking awesome.’, Danny sighed, collapsing next to Azure on the bed.   Azure nestled her head upon Danny’s heart, listening to his heart pounding. The racing heart he held began to return to its regular pace.   He gazed at her, his dark eyes locking with her’s. He couldn’t imagine a more perfect life than what he had. He had heard Arin speak so highly on marriage but now he knew why.   He still had the ‘hedonistic’ persona on stage but at home, he belonged to Azure, and she belonged to him.

Epilogue

Azure was no longer a secret to the Game Grumps community.   Like Suzie, she had followers and haters but the haters never got her down.   She was most like Danny in her positivity and profound quotes. She wanted to make the world a better place and help others realize their dreams by using agape to get there.   She believed love was the truest form of currency and one that’s value was immeasurable. One thing was certainly true, life was never dull with Danny, and the sex was astronomical.    Even just holding hands was enough to send them both over the moon, but they could be apart without going nuts to see each other again. Free spirits that they were, they floated through life and flowed like the water elements that they were.  

The End