Dear Dandy Dookie (An Ode to Pooping)

Dear dandy dookie
Come out to play
Don't keep me inside
The bathroom all day
Please don't make me strain
We usually have no beef
Don't make me complain !
Dear dandy dookie
Come out to play
Or else I'll go crazy straight away
This is quite the delicate situation
I think I'm having a bout of constipation
It gives me great consternation
For your information
Fall soft into the toilet bed
Get a move on
So I can get ahead
At long last, Sir Dookie passed
Now I don't feel like such an ass !

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