Cryptid's Picnic

 

(To the tune of ‘Teddy Bear’s Picnic’)

{originally written 2-8-23}

Please don’t go to the woods today

Danger’s clearly nigh

Cuz if you go to the woods today

You won’t believe your eyes

They’ll be cryptids there

You’d better beware

So don’t go alone

And go prepared

Cuz it’s upon you whom they will picnic

If you go out to the woods tonight

You’re in for a big surprise

I warn you, dears be wary

For you just might perish of fright

Cuz cryptids there

They aren’t scared

And honestly they do not care

Cuz fear makes a spicier human

For their picnic.   

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