Freaky Deaky Halloween

Synopsis:   Azure makes a wish upon a star during a meteor shower.   All of a sudden, when she awakens, she finds herself in Danny Sexbang’s body.   

‘They can shake my steak any day.’--Ben Hamilton at Steak & Shake, not realizing the words that just fell from his mouth and the laughter that ensued from mine like a cascading waterfall…

Chapter 1--Out Under the Stars

Azure’s new life was leading her places she never thought possible.  She was comfortably independent and she had become very popular amongst the philosophical community.   In fact, she was part of the gilded club Bill and Melinda Gates had joined.   Yes, she was, in fact, part of the 1% and unlike some of the members, wasn’t miserable due to the fact that she used the funds to help people become independent.   She felt a pang in her heart, however.   She was missing Danny immensely.   The distance could be difficult at times.  Azure knew that Dan had shows he had to perform in and this kept him busy.   Neither of them could be at each other’s beck and call, but they didn’t mind.    

Azure sighed, a gentle smile gracing her baby face.   She placed an errant lock of flaxen hair out of her face as the chilly autumn wind blew.   It was starting to get crisper outside at long last.   The Indian summer had come to an end and watching a late meteor shower always made Azure euphoric.   She wondered what it would be like to live in Danny’s high top white leather boots for just one day.   

Suddenly, the meteors began to streak the sky at full speed.  The show in the sky was just beginning to peak and it was nothing short of glorious.   Her heart seemed to stop momentarily as she took in all the grandeur of gravity and atmospheric pressure.   She made her wish, yawned and went to bed, knowing tomorrow would be another magnificent day at work helping to motivate people, exploit their hidden talents and get them where they needed to be in order to be independent.   She had even help turn a few addicts around on their road to recovery.   Days like that always felt worthwhile.  

Chapter 2--Rude Awakening

The time Azure awoke she felt as if she had experienced the deepest Delta sleep one can have.   She felt completely rested, restored, and refreshed.   She looked down at her legs and saw how hairy they were as well as her chest.   Her hair was dark, but that was really no shock to her.   Over time, age had made her platinum hair become more auburn in tone but blacker hair wasn’t anything to be in shock over.   That is, until she got a look at herself in the mirror.  

She screamed, barely budging a sleeping Ninja Brian.  She (oddly enough) actually adored being in Dan’s body.   For a moment, she was curious and took a gander at her schween.   Just as she predicted, Dan was definitely well-equipped for heavy-duty love making.   It was something so picturesque she wanted to snap photos of herself naked in the mirror in this form but thought better of it.  

‘I wonder if Dan would mind if I whacked off a bit ?’, she pondered.  

‘What could it hurt ?’, was her next logical line of thought.  

Chapter 3--Shinin’ the Peen

Azure couldn’t help but satisfy her curiosity.   There it was, just staring at her in the mirror.   The long dong that had always satisfied her.   Quickly, she began stroking it and felt her whole body start to radiate in bliss.   It took a while for her to climax but the aftermath was worth it.   She had made a mess on the floor and she quickly cleaned it up.  

‘Dang that was unreal.  Now I know how Dan must feel when we make love…’, she said, turning red.   She looked at herself in the mirror again and posed in the nude, winking and wriggling her tuchus.   Then, Ninja Brian woke up.

‘Danny what the holy fuck are you doing ?’, he asked, clearly annoyed.   The voice that came from Dan’s lips weren’t his own but Azure’s.

‘Brian, you aren’t going to believe me if I tell you.  You’re going to say it’s all about of hokum.’, Azure began, anxiously.   Brian raised a quizzical and dubious eyebrow.  

‘Sounds like that one episode on Community.’, he remarked.  

‘It’s EXACTLY that !   I don’t know how but I got to get to well, myself and see if touching each other will reverse this weird state we’re in.’, Azure said, quickly putting on her clothes and heading out the door.   What she didn’t know was as ‘Danny’ she had an itinerary and that had to be followed strictly.   Even Arin was going to be freaked out once he knew it wasn’t actually Danny he was playing video games with.    One way or another, Azure was determined to retrieve her body, whatever the cost was.  

Chapter 4--Gaining What Was Her’s To Begin With

Azure texted Danny, and apparently he was still asleep.

‘Don’t freak out, Dan, but we switched bodies.’, she wrote.   Dan looked at himself in the mirror, not heeding his love’s warning and let out the most horrified girly scream he could.   Still, though, he admitted, he looked pretty darned hot, even in Azure’s body.   It was making him randier than a dragonfly during mating season.

Seeing he wasn’t far from Azure’s new pad, he drove to her place and they immediately embraced.   

‘Nothing’s happening !’, they said in unison.   Brian exhaled sharply.  

‘While you two figure out how to get your bodies back, I’m heading out for Thai food.   You guys want anything ?’, he asked, apparently annoyed that a simple hug wasn’t the answer to their pickle that exact moment.   

Danny and Azure ordered their favorite dishes and Brian went on his way.  The nearest Thai place was at least an hour’s journey so that would give them time to reconnect.   Their minds, of course, wandered to the more obvious part of their desires.   

‘I missed your scent…’, Dan said as he buried his head into Azure’s breasts and motorboated them with glee.   Azure chuckled.   

‘I longed for your touch.’, Azure confessed, her coy eyes scanning his whole frame even though she was looking at herself.   She had to admit, it was a bit unusual, but it wasn’t like it wouldn’t be the first time she pleasured herself.  This was just an entirely different way of going about it.  

The two of them completely ignored how unusual it was to be making love in this way.   Azure had dominance as usual, even if she was in Danny’s body.   She felt the pleasure of his dick entering Danny’s pussy, wet and tight.   Even though Azure wasn’t a virgin anymore, she did Kegels to keep her pelvic muscles in tip-top shape.   

‘How do you like that, m’love ?’, Azure asked.   Danny sighed, holding her close against him.  Azure licked and sucked her breasts, flicking her nipples with her tongue and massagging them.  His pelvis thrust deeper as she held Danny’s leg up to penetrate him deeper.   

‘Je T'aime…’, he cried, his head rolling back in his first mind-blowing orgasm.  He didn’t want her to stop.   In fact, if the curse was a little lengthy, they’d both take the most advantage out of it.    

What the two had forgotten during their intimate entwining was the fact that tomorrow was Halloween and the two had meant to go to a Halloween dance together unlike other years.   Danny wanted to do something special for Azure since he loved her dearly but didn’t want to ‘tie Azure down’.   They both knew they were free spirited mustangs that were meant to run wild.    Yet, while their bodies were snapping together in harmony, their spirits exit and enter into their proper homes.   

Chapter 5--Out of Body Experience, Literally

Danny, in Azure’s body, took his turn dominating Azure, making the bed shake and quake.  Though neither of them was corpulent, they were afraid all their activity would break Azure’s bed.   All it did was cause it to squeak louder.  With a final thrust and loud holler, the two of them found themselves back to normal.

Just for good measure, Danny playfully squeezed Azure’s breast.

‘Oh, thank everlovin’ God.  Everything’s back to where it needs to be.’, Danny said.  He admired Azure’s frame, still sexy, still gorgeous, basking in moonlight.  He couldn’t take his eyes off her.   

‘God I love you.’, he said, hugging her, and kissing her endlessly.   It didn’t take long to turn Azure on because before Dan knew it, he was pinned underneath her again.

‘Another round, winner takes all.’, she teased.  Dan turned the tables, caressing her hands into his and French kissing her.  

‘I already have it all.  This is just an added bonus.’, he stated, affectionately as they went about making love for probably the 10th time that night alone.    

In the morning,  the lovers awoke to each other.   Danny leaned over and kissed Azure.  

‘I must go again.  The tour is over, but I’ll return to you someday.  Never stop being so sensual, m’love.’, Danny said, giving Azure one final lingering kiss before departing.   Azure could still smell Danny’s signature fragrance upon her bed and she melted into the covers to return to sleep for 15 more minutes.

Epilogue

Azure continued to love and adore Dan from afar even though he was a shooting star.   He couldn’t be tied to the earth by gravity, neither could Azure.  They had unconditional love, one for the other and it spanned one edge of the globe to the other and expanded far into the multiverses.   Their love would never fade or wear down.   They would always be compatible, even in the afterlife.  One thing was certain though, Azure was definitely happy she had taken a photo of Dan in his costume.  He still looked unbelievably hot.   If she ever had a bad day, it would make her smile and laugh, but his unexpected voice mails did the same thing.  Perhaps they would never be an official ‘couple’ but it didn’t matter.   They defied conventional understanding of what love was, but that was how they preferred it.

The End